I don't have a good camera. I do have shakey hands. I'm fond of flowers, manga, Ashe, queerness, strong flavours, fashion, curvy ladies, scrawny boys, seriously cute things like sloths, and pretty colours. I live on the west coast of Canadia, and study psychology. I have ADD, but mostly you won't notice on here, which is sort of sad because it occasionally leads to hilarious hijinks. Or at least I think so. Also, I talk in my sleep. About lemurs. I not very secretly want to be Rufus Wainwright or maybe Miyavi when I grow up, but I'll settle for being an awesome, LGBT-and-everything-else-positive sex educator and researcher, because the world needs more of that sweet action. All those times you sat in class, or read something, and thought, "Yeah, but what about me?" I'm going to fix that.

I have also recently realised my deep and unending love for cookies and cream stuff. It's like crack. With delicious cookie chunks.
14/5

So, we live in the riding that elected Elizabeth May* in the last federal election, and now we’ve elected Andrew Weaver, another Green Party person.

We’re gonna get a reputation.

*Who is the first Green MP and also a really cool lady whose office helped us get J’s goddamn birth certificate changed

BC election it is a bit confusing on account of I don't particularly hold with the Green Party but they seem to have some really good people and I'm a staunch believer in the person is more important than the party so... do your best Mr. Weaver?

On the online registration FAQ page, you can find a question as follows:

I live on a boat. How do I provide my information to Elections BC?

This is something they apparently get asked. Frequently. This is apparently a BIG PROBLEM for BC residents. Living on boats. Getting confused. It’s a hard life on the frontier.

Also, if an employer impedes their employees from having time to vote, they can be fined $10 000 or sent to jail for a year. If you tell them your employer is a raging asshole, they will send them SO MANY disapproving faxes, and phone them and give them a STERN TALKING TO. This is my country, guys. This is actually how we do things.

election BC election although part of me feels that is almost too light of a consequence for impeding someone's ability to have a voice in the running of their country Yeah all those jokes about Canadians being nice and overly polite? they're just actually true it is just a thing our actual national sport is angry letter writing actually it is lacrosse and not hockey as you would expect apparently it is because it is a sport that originated with First Nations people which is pretty cool I would never claim that Canada is not douchey as hell towards its first peoples but I think we do a comparatively okay job??? other fun Canada facts: I hate hockey enough that I wasn't sure how to spell it

Is it bad that I judge candidates with a poorly set up or broken website?

Like, for srs, if you can’t fucking manage some basic html or find someone who can, I don’t think you’ve got any business trying to represent me, thanks.

Also, oh my fucking god, I don’t want your life story. What is your platform? What do you actually care about and intend to do for this community? I don’t give a damn that Ida Chong got some kind of accountant award. Why is that even a thing? Was it for having the neatest spreadsheets? Putting the most people to sleep at parties?

election BC election it is really hard to become involved in the political process and inform myself on The Issues and make some kind of educated choice when I vote and not just vote for the party I have vague feelings of loyalty towards when it is so goddamn difficult to garner any useful information from these people

Other things I’ve been thinking about re:pregnancy:

Where the fuck does the hip young genderqueer find maternity clothes???

on the one hand it will be great and lovely but on the other I predict a lot of dysphoria there's nothing that's quite so likely to make people gender you as a lady-type as having a person-type thing growing inside you WHATEVER I CAN STILL BE MANLY AS HELL YOU CAN'T STOP ME no but srsly guise if anyone has ANY idea of where to find maternity stuff that isn't super femme PLEASE tell me
5/5

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I’ve been thinking a lot about babbies, lately, on account of I’m hoping I can get on that in about a year, and also I was re-reading Hark, A Vagrant!, and thinking about those awful shirts, and then I wondered: Are those even a thing anymore? Was that just a horrible aberration that happened to children in the 90’s? I can’t risk my offspring being deprived of the opportunity to have dumb shirts with animals and stuff on them, so I may have to make them myself. These are the sort of thing I can envision putting on them.

I’ve been thinking a lot about babbies, lately, on account of I’m hoping I can get on that in about a year, and also I was re-reading Hark, A Vagrant!, and thinking about those awful shirts, and then I wondered:

Are those even a thing anymore?

Was that just a horrible aberration that happened to children in the 90’s?

I can’t risk my offspring being deprived of the opportunity to have dumb shirts with animals and stuff on them, so I may have to make them myself. These are the sort of thing I can envision putting on them.

actually we all really liked them because we were small children and small children are pretty much like ''YAY SOME CLOTHES! Can I go rub dirt on them now?'' the best part of this is that both of these are based on shirts J and I actually had although there was probably not so much swearing on J's... my goal in life is to make my children incredibly unhappy in mostly harmless ways if you're gonna traumatise them you might as well do it with funny stuff so at least you can enjoy the photos later children insoulated does that drawing thing
28/4

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All I could think was there are only six?

All I could think was

there are only six?

I like languages they are fun also compound words I mean-- I'M A COOL PERSON I LIKE MOTORCYCLES AND LAUGHING AT NERDS
16/4

So, last night, I wrote my Archaeology final, and we had to prepare a mock research proposal (but actually write it in the exam) regarding a hypothetical tribe’s traditional area (called the “Toofortii,” {the class number is 240} because my teacher is a dork)

and

I now know way more about ochre and its uses in traditional society than I ever wanted to know.

But I also learned that I’m actually pretty good when it comes to super slap-dash research? We were supposed to spend a month preparing for it, but I spent two days because I forgot. Whee!

But on the plus side, NOW I’M FREE!

archaeology anthropology I actually like the doin' stuff aspect of archaeology I had a lot of fun in the labs I just somehow find the lecture side of things incredibly disengaging maybe part of it is that my lab instructor didn't fucking SLAG ON CULTURAL/SOCIAL ANTHROPOLOGY in ways that were based on ACTUALLY INCORRECT ASSUMPTIONS REGARDING WHAT WE DO
16/4

corgisssssss:

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[AWAKENS OROCHI AND RUNS]

can this be a thing

Susano or Susano-o you're still kind of a useless dickhead

I have an appointment in two hours for a doctor to look at my fucked-up wrist and also my rashy underboob (which may in fact be one of the least sexy things I have ever said in my life)

but I have cramps

so do I take an anti-inflammatory to deal with the cramps that may make my other problems seem less severe, or do I sit here in hideous pain for the next two hours…?

Having a uterus is complicated.

I'm hoping she's not in a hurry because I also really want to talk about breast reduction surgery I'm so fucking torn about it but I think my boobs grew AGAIN and now I can't reach stuff and my bras don't fit AGAIN and I can't remember what having a back that's NOT a giant knot is like but I want to breastfeed but that's probably two or three years down the road at minimum I think the thing I'm least worried about is the scarring (except in the sense of interfering with my whole lactation thing) J wouldn't give a fuck and I'm scarred up enough there as it is but jesus fucking christ this is too much boob no but srsly guise my butt hurts like a lot fucking non-localised pain due to swelling DAMN IT UTERUS LEAVE THE OTHER KIDS ALONE KEEP YOUR SWELLING ON YOUR OWN SIDE OF THE ABDOMEN OR SO HELP ME I'M TURNING THIS...uh...okay the metaphor is breaking down here
9/4

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There are these “action stickers” that make your avatar do cute things, or make little animations play. They are more fun than the should be. Vessellated and I often just sticker at each other, ‘cause they’re cute. Also, please enjoy our conversations about intellectual things.

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