I don't have a good camera. I do have shakey hands. I'm fond of flowers, manga, Ashe, queerness, strong flavours, fashion, curvy ladies, scrawny boys, seriously cute things like sloths, and pretty colours. I live on the west coast of Canadia, and study psychology. I have ADD, but mostly you won't notice on here, which is sort of sad because it occasionally leads to hilarious hijinks. Or at least I think so. Also, I talk in my sleep. About lemurs. I not very secretly want to be Rufus Wainwright or maybe Miyavi when I grow up, but I'll settle for being an awesome, LGBT-and-everything-else-positive sex educator and researcher, because the world needs more of that sweet action. All those times you sat in class, or read something, and thought, "Yeah, but what about me?" I'm going to fix that.

I have also recently realised my deep and unending love for cookies and cream stuff. It's like crack. With delicious cookie chunks.
14/5

So, we live in the riding that elected Elizabeth May* in the last federal election, and now we’ve elected Andrew Weaver, another Green Party person.

We’re gonna get a reputation.

*Who is the first Green MP and also a really cool lady whose office helped us get J’s goddamn birth certificate changed

On the online registration FAQ page, you can find a question as follows:

I live on a boat. How do I provide my information to Elections BC?

This is something they apparently get asked. Frequently. This is apparently a BIG PROBLEM for BC residents. Living on boats. Getting confused. It’s a hard life on the frontier.

Also, if an employer impedes their employees from having time to vote, they can be fined $10 000 or sent to jail for a year. If you tell them your employer is a raging asshole, they will send them SO MANY disapproving faxes, and phone them and give them a STERN TALKING TO. This is my country, guys. This is actually how we do things.

Is it bad that I judge candidates with a poorly set up or broken website?

Like, for srs, if you can’t fucking manage some basic html or find someone who can, I don’t think you’ve got any business trying to represent me, thanks.

Also, oh my fucking god, I don’t want your life story. What is your platform? What do you actually care about and intend to do for this community? I don’t give a damn that Ida Chong got some kind of accountant award. Why is that even a thing? Was it for having the neatest spreadsheets? Putting the most people to sleep at parties?

Other things I’ve been thinking about re:pregnancy:

Where the fuck does the hip young genderqueer find maternity clothes???

5/5

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I’ve been thinking a lot about babbies, lately, on account of I’m hoping I can get on that in about a year, and also I was re-reading Hark, A Vagrant!, and thinking about those awful shirts, and then I wondered:
Are those even a thing anymore?
Was that just a horrible aberration that happened to children in the 90’s?
I can’t risk my offspring being deprived of the opportunity to have dumb shirts with animals and stuff on them, so I may have to make them myself. These are the sort of thing I can envision putting on them.

I’ve been thinking a lot about babbies, lately, on account of I’m hoping I can get on that in about a year, and also I was re-reading Hark, A Vagrant!, and thinking about those awful shirts, and then I wondered:

Are those even a thing anymore?

Was that just a horrible aberration that happened to children in the 90’s?

I can’t risk my offspring being deprived of the opportunity to have dumb shirts with animals and stuff on them, so I may have to make them myself. These are the sort of thing I can envision putting on them.

28/4

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All I could think was
there are only six?

All I could think was

there are only six?

16/4

So, last night, I wrote my Archaeology final, and we had to prepare a mock research proposal (but actually write it in the exam) regarding a hypothetical tribe’s traditional area (called the “Toofortii,” {the class number is 240} because my teacher is a dork)

and

I now know way more about ochre and its uses in traditional society than I ever wanted to know.

But I also learned that I’m actually pretty good when it comes to super slap-dash research? We were supposed to spend a month preparing for it, but I spent two days because I forgot. Whee!

But on the plus side, NOW I’M FREE!

16/4

corgisssssss:

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[AWAKENS OROCHI AND RUNS]

can this be a thing

I have an appointment in two hours for a doctor to look at my fucked-up wrist and also my rashy underboob (which may in fact be one of the least sexy things I have ever said in my life)

but I have cramps

so do I take an anti-inflammatory to deal with the cramps that may make my other problems seem less severe, or do I sit here in hideous pain for the next two hours…?

Having a uterus is complicated.

9/4

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There are these “action stickers” that make your avatar do cute things, or make little animations play. They are more fun than the should be. Vessellated and I often just sticker at each other, ‘cause they’re cute. Also, please enjoy our conversations about intellectual things.