August 2011
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I am about to iron sheets. Iron. Sheets. And it is going to make me very happy.
I just thought y’all should know what kind of messed up person you’re following…
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I REALLY HATE WHEN PEOPLE ACT LIKE NOT CARING...
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owlpellets:
I KNOW I HAVE SAID THIS BEFORE LIKE A MILLION TIMES BUT OH MAN THAT SHIT JUST GETS THE FUCK RIGHT OUT OF MY GOAT
IT GETS MY GOAT AND PUTS IT ON TOP OF A POLE ALL THE WAY OUT OF TOWN WHERE I CAN’T EVEN REACH IT AND THEN SLAPS IT AROUND FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES AND DOESN’T FEED IT EVEN THOUGH IT’S A FUCKING GOAT AND IT WILL EAT ANYTHING YOU GIVE IT
LIKE OH...
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redclovers: “Why does this coffee taste like coffee?”
honestartifice: *bitchface*
redclovers: “Wait…I mean-chocolate! CHOCOLATE!”
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I was reflecting
on how whenever someone mentions a Canadian, or something done by a Canadian, or anything, there’s a part of me that wants to be all, “They were CANADIANS, you know!” Because I am proud of my country, and we do awesome stuff.
And then the radio news wafted downstairs, something about Canadian troops retreating in shame after soldiers tortured a Somali kid and what
and now I...
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WatchAshe actually continued being cute after I got out the camera, for once. She MUST have missed us. Excuse the darkness. I used the laptop for lighting.
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nooffswitch replied to your post: Anatomy of a Leo meltdown
fuck wet suits. And dude,I totally get what you are saying 100 percent.Also where the fuck do you find TIDY Geminis? Cause I’m a Gemini and my house is a WRECK.Send em here to clean…
Thanks, doll! Only pussies wear wetsuits. I’ve decided. But water shoes are still badass, because otherwise, things would eat you.
I’ve...
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Anatomy of a Leo meltdown
tl;dr version: stuff happened, and now honestartifice feels fat and horrible, and therefore is describing it in steam-of-consciousness bullshit because maybe that will help.
I am up visiting the parents outlaw with J. which is fine and nice and everything except that J’s mum has weight issues, and the household in general has a very different…style about food than I do, and and...
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redclovers replied to your post: Shit, son
If you send this my way, I will work my sweet beta magic and make it happen. If you wanna you can always make it a google doc and we can work on it that way. Or whatever works for you! Hell, print it if you want.
I have googledockinated it!
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Shit, son
did I just actually finish a piece of writing? @_@
Now to go back and do something about the fact that I switched tenses halfway through…
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I want to use some parts of Rachmaninov’s Vespers in a fan playlist, but the recordings I have all have terrible alto soloists. ;_;
Fandom life, fandom problems.
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why is it
that when I’m in a hurry, I can’t tie my damn tie for SHIT?
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Just got back from two weeks of housesitting
Ashe wouldn’t even LOOK at me. Like, I’d pick her up, and pet her, and she’d just stare into space (normally, she loves faces). All day, yesterday.
And then, in the middle of the night, she climbs up on my chest, and talks at me like, “You were very naughty to go away, but I still love you best.” And then she slept on me in all her heavy goodness, and it was...
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Sending in a duck? →
i-wuv-virgins:
I’ll be using the linked tumblr to keep track of all the ducks we’re sending in. Take a picture of your duck and tag it SUPERDUCKS or DUCKNATION or submit it here.
Anyone up for a trip to Zydeco?
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I somehow really enjoy when I have a tab open to thesaurus.com, and I was looking for adjective synonyms, and it says something like ‘important synonyms’ or ‘wonderful synonyms’ and it’s like, “Yeah, we don’t have none of your crappy boring inconsequential synonyms here! Only quality, bitches!”
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Trigger warning, because something kinda gory happens. Welcome to my dreams.
I just dreamed that I was playing some sort of promotional “Run around! Talk to a dude! Do shit on your phone!” game for a series or maybe movie involving Jared and Jensen, except that it was starting to seem like it was actually kinda reality? It was some kind of lightly post-apocalyptic cyberpunk world....
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honestartifice replied to your post: Bluh
No dying from crappy thyroid, bb. Forbidden. Cease.
Apparently, I’m Sam? Moose have a wide array of seductive techniques, all of them irresistible.
Woah, how did I miss this extremely alluring post last night? That just isn’t right, because uh, irresistible is definitely a word you could use for...
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I woke up, saying, “Wind in your suspenders is a TERRIBLE thing…” I’m pretty sure there is a reasonable explanation for this. They were rainbow. And I was eating a popsicle.
ETA: ”The King” was being hung out of the undercarriage of an airplane with the suspenders. It was part of some kind of celebration, I think? When I had just woken up, this seemed like a...
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honestartifice:
SELF. HEY, SELF. YOU REMEMBER THAT TIME WHEN YOU CAME HOME LIKE FOUR OR FIVE HOURS AGO, AND YOU WERE GOING TO MAKE DINNER FOR YOURSELF AND YOU DID MOST OF IT, BUT THEN YOU GOT DISTRACTED BY THE INTERNET? YOU REMEMBER THAT TIME? HOW ‘BOUT THAT?
SElF. HEY, SELF. REMEMBER THAT TIME WHEN YOU MADE A POST, MAKING FUN OF YOURSELF FOR FAILING AT FOOD LIKE AN HOUR AGO? REMEMBER...
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SELF. HEY, SELF. YOU REMEMBER THAT TIME WHEN YOU CAME HOME LIKE FOUR OR FIVE HOURS AGO, AND YOU WERE GOING TO MAKE DINNER FOR YOURSELF AND YOU DID MOST OF IT, BUT THEN YOU GOT DISTRACTED BY THE INTERNET? YOU REMEMBER THAT TIME? HOW ‘BOUT THAT?
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redclovers replied to your photo: THIS STUFF IS SOOOOO GOOOOOD. And it was on sale…
Weh. I want some.
Well, I bought four bottles, so chances are, if you come by soonish, I might still have one left.
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honestartifice replied to your post: Japanese programs started up today
I can always come creep on them for you? And then you could make a show of fending me off with a stick, and you’d look like a hero AND get pictures of cute girls!
I am considering the merits of your suggestion…
I’ll make them do this:
Okay, mostly I just really wanted to use that gif…
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redclovers:
honestartifice replied to your post: Bluh
No dying from crappy thyroid, bb. Forbidden. Cease.
Apparently, I’m Sam? Moose have a wide array of seductive techniques, all of them irresistible.
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QUICK, GET IN THE TIME MACHINE:... →
delisubthefemmecub:
pinebark: Identity, Policing, and Appropriation
cloveflowers:
pinebark:
I’ve recently noticed what appears to be the uncritical importing of the language of appropriation from discussions of heritage to those of gender variance. Now, I certainly think that the…
I’m glad I read this, because the whole experience =/= identity idea is something I’ve...
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Divine: The Series is gonna premiere and have...
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catnamedmisha:
jmoosalecki:
Haha, damn it. This makes it even more frustrating that I won’t be able to go, even though I only live a short ferry ride away.
It is so unfair. Why don’t we have all the moneys? Why do they make it COST ALL THE MONEYS? Jerkfaces.
Or rather…
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Healing conversation with J is healing.
Now we are going to eat a squashed raspberry mousse cake. Of HEALING.
Maybe we should replace gender terms with colors
yeahitsokay:
My gender is sky blue
Light blue is slang for gay in Russian. (Or at least it was like a decade ago)
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Ashen Clovers: That awkward fandom moment →
honestartifice:
redclovers:
honestartifice:
When you see the words, “Happy Birthday, Lucy!” on your dash, and you think, “Lucifer had a birthday?”
#we should have a party #and all wear sweet-ass white suits #their asses would be made out of marzipan or something #Lucifer
All white is a thing that can be accomplished! And roses. Definitely roses.
THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I AM SUGGESTING....
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