I don't have a good camera. I do have shakey hands. I'm fond of flowers, manga, Ashe, queerness, strong flavours, fashion, curvy ladies, scrawny boys, seriously cute things like sloths, and pretty colours. I live on the west coast of Canadia, and study psychology. I have ADD, but mostly you won't notice on here, which is sort of sad because it occasionally leads to hilarious hijinks. Or at least I think so. Also, I talk in my sleep. About lemurs. I not very secretly want to be Rufus Wainwright or maybe Miyavi when I grow up, but I'll settle for being an awesome, LGBT-and-everything-else-positive sex educator and researcher, because the world needs more of that sweet action. All those times you sat in class, or read something, and thought, "Yeah, but what about me?" I'm going to fix that.

I have also recently realised my deep and unending love for cookies and cream stuff. It's like crack. With delicious cookie chunks.

Fruits I love, but hate to eat:

  • Bananas - if they are underripe, you get that gucky film on your teeth and hands. Bleh.
  • Mangos - I somehow manage to get them all over my face when I eat them. It is like juicy mango snuff porn.
  • Pineapple - I love eating it, except if it is fresh. Don’t so much like having my mouth digested. But it is fun to try and cut it into cute shapes!
  • Watermelon - actually, there’s pretty much nothing bad about watermelon, except that they are very heavy to carry home and then I eat the whole thing and have to pee for forever. Also I get juice all over me in a scene rather like the mango situation. Fun bonus fact: I had a dream recently where I was fighting in a tunnel, sort of Pokemon-style, against something that was kind of like a sabertooth tiger made out of animal cracker with giant watermelon rind “fangs.” Yeah, I really don’t know.
  • Pomegranates -  I always get impatient, and cram a whole bunch of seeds into my mouth, and then have to spit out the pips awkwardly.
  • Oranges - I am an ace at getting the peel off in one piece. I am a little obsessive about it, in fact. If I fail, I feel slightly disappointed in myself.
THIS is what happens when I get my studying done early! see what I'm saving us all from when I procrastinate? wait this isn't actually much different from normal I am incredibly neurotic about food I joke about it a lot and hide it pretty well but when I actually start describing my eating...proclivities to someone it starts getting a little embarrassing and these things are not particularly good examples I get distressed if J eats wafer cookies wrong And that's not even getting into candy at least I have broken my habit of obsessively chewing in a particular pattern and of stirring my coffee precisely five times counterclockwise and once back HAHAHAhmm.