As a former anthro major, I feel this is very accurate.
I want this as an endorsement on my blog, or something. XD
I like humanities in my free time and science in my professional life
Yes, good. Actually, this whole thing is starting to sound like some kind of ad:
Philosophy students keep arguing for the presence of soul?
Pesky Women’s Studies majors floating around like special snowflakes?
Can’t seem to get those English majors out of your clothes?
Try NEW H-B-GONE!
Just spray in the direction of the offending bodies to create a fog of rhetoric they’ll be fighting their way out of for days!